Well the site shrunk it down to where you can't read the info about it so this is what it say:
I told ya my blender will tear up anything that I give it!!!
It has 12 speeds "TERROR"!
1. - Beat, it with a Bat!
2. - Grate it.
3. - The wave action - "Shark attack!"
4. - Nothing but crumbs - from the hammer action.
5. - Chop it with the knives.
6. thru 10. - mix, it up with some RAW wrestlings moves.
11. - Puree, it with machine gun action!
12. - "HI - SPEED SMOOTHIE
- WITH CHAIN SAW POWER!!!!!!!
ps. MR, I know it's a stihl